Colbert: Trump’s Bad Day in Court | the Bidenomics Goldilocks Zone | Stephen Colbert’s Vibe Session

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The former president’s lawyer may have lied about Covid exposure to delay his trial, Wall Street insiders say President Biden’s economic policies have delivered us to the mythical “Goldilocks Zone,” and Stephen Colbert explains the term “vibecession.” #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:26:31am

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:27:32am

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lawhawk  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:29:24am

Verdict sheet is available - swapping out tweet for soundcloud via @innercitypress:

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sizzzzlerz  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:34:37am

re: #3 lawhawk

Verdict sheet is available - swapping out tweet for soundcloud via @innercitypress:

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Hope there is sufficient room for all those zeros

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Interesting Times  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:37:06am

re: #4 sizzzzlerz

Hope there is sufficient room for all those zeros

They can always use exponential notation.

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dat_said  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:37:25am

re: #4 sizzzzlerz

Hope there is sufficient room for all those zeros

They could always use a shorthand - M for million; B for Billion; GZ for gazillion

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aatharuv  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:39:21am

How about T for Trump sized.

re: #6 dat_said

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Backwoods Sleuth  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:39:42am

Mastodon

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:39:51am

re: #7 aatharuv

That is too big.

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Jay C  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:40:13am

re: #6 dat_said

They could always use a shorthand - M for million; B for Billion; GZ for gazillion

Sigma (Σ) for “everything”…

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aatharuv  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:40:40am

re: #9 PhillyPretzel ✅

For some reason, in preview mode T showed a smaller T, but when posting it showed up in normal size.

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Nerdy Fish  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:41:10am

re: #11 aatharuv

For some reason, in preview mode T showed a smaller T, but when posting it showed up in normal size.

Looks small-ish to me.

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Jay C  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:42:26am

re: #12 Nerdy Fish

Looks small-ish to me.

Like most everything associated with Donald Trump: usually (much) smaller upon examination….

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:43:06am

”We have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China. We have it under control. It’s going to be just fine.”

- Donald Trump

From four years ago (1/22/20) when there was only one confirmed COVID case in the U.S.

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aatharuv  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:43:47am

re: #12 Nerdy Fish

For some reason, my comment in #7 doesn’t, and editing it shows the text surrounded by small tags. I suppose it’s some issue with the tag parser/formatter?

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Nerdy Fish  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:44:22am

re: #15 aatharuv

For some reason, my comment in #7 doesn’t, and editing it shows the text surrounded by small tags. I suppose it’s some issue with the tag parser/formatter?

Huh. It looks fine to me in Spy mode. I dunno.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:44:48am

re: #15 aatharuv

For some reason, my comment in #7 doesn’t, and editing it shows the text surrounded by small tags. I suppose it’s some issue with the tag parser/formatter?

It is small. You seem to be having a browser issue.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:47:18am

re: #15 aatharuv

For some reason, my comment in #7 doesn’t, and editing it shows the text surrounded by small tags. I suppose it’s some issue with the tag parser/formatter?

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:47:33am

re: #17 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

I saw a small capital T. My comment is that even a microscopic letter is too big for DT.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:47:43am

Mastodon

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Captain Ron  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:48:13am

Blankenship is running for Sen. Joe Manchin’s seat as a Democrat? Good luck with that.

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gocart mozart  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:48:19am
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PhillyPretzel ✅  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:48:41am

re: #20 Backwoods Sleuth

He wants to see and hear it from is fan base.

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Nerdy Fish  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:50:07am

re: #23 PhillyPretzel ✅

He wants to see and hear it from is fan base.

I was going to say, he wants the primaries because he has to win. It’s not enough to be declared the winner, he has to actually, physically win every single primary, and be the most popular Republican nominee ever.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:50:46am

re: #21 Captain Ron

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Blankenship is running for Sen. Joe Manchin’s seat as a Democrat? Good luck with that.

The campaign graphic is showing an elephant. The conversion didn’t take.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:51:13am

re: #24 Nerdy Fish

Yes. That is what DT wants.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:51:53am

re: #24 Nerdy Fish

I was going to say, he wants the primaries because he has to win. It’s not enough to be declared the winner, he has to actually, physically win every single primary, and be the most popular Republican nominee ever.

He has to see his rivals for fascist leader crushed.

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sizzzzlerz  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:52:15am

re: #14 Eclectic Cyborg

”We have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China. We have it under control. It’s going to be just fine.”

- Donald Trump

From four years ago (1/22/20) when there was only one confirmed COVID case in the U.S.

⬆️What he said

⬇️What reality said

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Nerdy Fish  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:52:55am

re: #27 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

He has to see his rivals for fascist leader crushed.

That, and he loses his excuse that the trials against him are “ILLEGAL ELECTION INTERFERENCE” if there’s no primaries he has to campaign for. If he’s just The Republican Nominee (tm), suddenly, he has all sorts of time to be in court.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:53:52am

re: #25 Decatur Deb

The campaign graphic is showing an elephant. The conversion didn’t take.

He ran before as a Republican and lost.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:54:51am

re: #30 Eclectic Cyborg

He ran before as a Republican and lost.

Well, if he’s into recycling, that’s a plus.

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sagehen  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:55:34am

re: #21 Captain Ron

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Blankenship is running for Sen. Joe Manchin’s seat as a Democrat? Good luck with that.

Isn’t he the one that killed a bunch of miners by refusing to allow inspections? Or is he the one who poisoned all the water by not properly reinforcing the sludge ponds? Or maybe both?

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:55:51am

re: #30 Eclectic Cyborg

He ran before as a Republican and lost.

Has he tried running as a Whig? The Democrat thing is not going to work out any better than the run as a Republican.

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lawhawk  Jan 26, 2024 • 11:56:36am

re: #32 sagehen

Yes. The one and the same.

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Dangerman  Jan 26, 2024 • 12:13:41pm

re: #352 Decatur Deb

I’d be in a hurt if mine did. He has fixed my cataracts, stopped my glaucoma, and kept me off glasses at 79. (Not just Black, Jamaican. Not just Black/Jamaican, but a fucking genius.)

their discretion

you’re probably fine.
probably.

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Dangerman  Jan 26, 2024 • 12:18:20pm

re: #20 Backwoods Sleuth

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more from today’s electoral-vote.com

…Trump lackey David Bossie had an idea that the Dear Leader thought was pretty swell: Cancel the rest of the Republican primaries and caucuses this year. The general idea: Trump has already locked up the nomination (probably true), so the RNC should just declare him to be the presumptive nominee, and call it a day.

As a purely strategic matter, this probably wasn’t the brightest idea. If Trump is nominated the normal way, it’s pretty hard for him to be denied the nomination, barring some disastrous setback (death, conviction, etc.). If everyone arrives for the Republican National Convention as a de facto free agent, by contrast, it opens up a much higher possibility of something… surprising happening.

Despite this, the plan was sailing along, right up until Republican voters heard about it. They pitched an absolute fit, with the result that about 3 hours after news of the resolution became public, Trump announced that he did not support the maneuver after all. In other words, he was for it before he was against it. Shortly thereafter, Bossie withdrew the proposal.

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Vicious Babushka  Jan 26, 2024 • 12:18:36pm

TIL that we have an Andy, America’s Loony!


Well this coin has been around since 2008 and before that we had the Susan B. Anthony & Sacajawea dollars. But I did not know about the Andys.
I got it from a vending machine.
The Andy is about the same size as a quarter, it is just slightly larger and is very easy to mistake for a quarter. You should be able to identify a coin just by feeling it, and it’s very hard to tell an Andy from a quarter if they are side by side in your pocket.
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Dangerman  Jan 26, 2024 • 12:19:31pm

re: #22 gocart mozart

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‘free’ silver

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Dangerman  Jan 26, 2024 • 12:20:51pm

re: #23 PhillyPretzel ✅

He wants to see and hear it from is fan base.

re: #24 Nerdy Fish

I was going to say, he wants the primaries because he has to win. It’s not enough to be declared the winner, he has to actually, physically win every single primary, and be the most popular Republican nominee ever.

et al

it was tfg’s idea.
he reversed course because of the unanticipated reaction

eta:
- ronna didnt float this herself without talking to…everyone…as to how it would work
- and Bossie would never have done it with out authorization

tfg authorized it
then the revolt came
so he reversed
because he has to be adored
can’t stand not to be

also why he’s not really dictator material

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BeachDem  Jan 26, 2024 • 12:20:55pm

re: #1 Patricia Kayden

LOVE that. Two of my favorites. Thanks.

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Vicious Babushka  Jan 26, 2024 • 12:22:47pm

I don’t even know how they retro-fitted the vending machines to accept the Andys. I remember when Canada changed the composition of the Loony and it took months to retrofit all the vending machines.

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A Three Hour Tour  Jan 26, 2024 • 12:28:08pm

re: #33 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

Has he tried running as a Whig? The Democrat thing is not going to work out any better than the run as a Republican.

Somewhere, in an undisclosed location, the long-absent Ojoe feels a tingle at the base of his skull. Is the time now right? Will the electorate be more receptive to a recruiting pitch for … the New Whig Party?

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jaunte  Jan 26, 2024 • 12:28:39pm

re: #37 Vicious Babushka

Andys refuse to occupy the same pocket as copper-colored coins.

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Vicious Babushka  Jan 26, 2024 • 12:30:36pm

BDS attacked an Israeli anti-war organization for wanting to “normalize a Jewish state, side by side with Palestine” when the purpose of BDS is to dismantle the Jewish State, remove the settlers and establish a Palestinian state on all the lands currently “occupied” by Israel.

They are making it quite clear what they want “from the river to the sea.”

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Vicious Babushka  Jan 26, 2024 • 12:33:35pm

re: #43 jaunte

Andys refuse to occupy the same pocket as copper-colored coins.

LOL Andy got kicked out of the Folding Green Club & his place given to a woman of color & he has to rotate on the $1 with 2 women.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Jan 26, 2024 • 12:34:05pm

Mastodon

Portrait of Fraulein Lieser once belonged to a Jewish family in Austria and was last seen in public in 1925.

Its fate after that is unclear but the family of the current owners have had the painting since the 1960s.

The im Kinsky auction house estimates the painting’s value at more than $54 million (£42 million).

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The portrait once belonged to the Lieser family, who were wealthy Jewish industrialists in Vienna.

Ernst Ploil, co-Managing Director of Kinsky Auction House, said they had so far found no evidence that the work had been looted or stolen before or during World War Two.

“The painting is described as lost in all catalogues raisonnés (comprehensive lists of Klimt’s work). In our circles, ‘lost’ means probably destroyed, probably burnt during the war, but in any case no longer in existence; it was not to be expected that it would ever reappear.

“We took an active approach and not only researched the Lieser family as potential restitution claimants, but we also approached potential representatives based on our experience from previous restitution proceedings.”

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Eventual Carrion  Jan 26, 2024 • 12:44:42pm

Perfect! Connections

Connections
Puzzle #229
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darthstar  Jan 26, 2024 • 12:58:49pm

Got a bill from AT&T saying I owed them 200 bucks and was facing disconnection. I forgot I even had AT&T - so I went online and paid them figuring I could close the account with a good conscience.

To get to that step I had to receive a phone call at my land line number - I have no idea where the phone I used to use even is.

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gocart mozart  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:00:27pm
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Targetpractice  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:02:15pm

re: #2 Patricia Kayden

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Note that Joe did nothing to create this situation, it was the GQP who first demanded that further Ukraine funding be yoked to “border security,” spent weeks adding more demands until it became a full-blown immigration reform bill, and now are willfully spiking their own bill on the orders of their bronzed god.

IOW, they’re the ones who decided to jump into that wood chipper feet first, thinking that the agonized screams and spurts of blood could be used as a campaign issue.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:02:17pm

re: #49 gocart mozart

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I miss the days when only the highest-level loons like Wally George and Pat Robertson had shows.

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wrenchwench  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:07:25pm

A week ago, I walked home from work, using a flashlight to pick my way through some ice and snow, at times. The flashlight helped me not walk into the broken branch dangling at face level. I saw some moss and lichen on it, so I grabbed a twig to take home to see in the light. I saw green moss, gray/green lichen, and tiny purple buds at all the tips. So I stuck it in a glass of water.

Today, four buds popped open, showing pink petals.

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darthstar  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:12:52pm

re: #52 wrenchwench

A week ago, I walked home from work, using a flashlight to pick my way through some ice and snow, at times. The flashlight helped me not walk into the broken branch dangling at face level. I saw some moss and lichen on it, so I grabbed a twig to take home to see in the light. I saw green moss, gray/green lichen, and tiny purple buds at all the tips. So I stuck it in a glass of water.

Today, four buds popped open, showing pink petals.

Take a pic and post it on mastodon with the tag #lichensubscribe

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No Malarkey!  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:13:11pm

Here’s a shocker. The court appointed monitor filed a report stating that the Trump Org gave her incomplete and inconsistent disclosures that contained errors. I don’t see how the judge could justify not banning Trump from the practice of real estate in New York for life.

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darthstar  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:15:04pm

re: #54 No Malarkey!

Trump org is “Don’t look at the dead body in the trunk” level stupidity. They really think they can get away with anything.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:15:25pm

re: #54 No Malarkey!

Here’s a shocker. The court appointed monitor filed a report stating that the Trump Org gave her incomplete and inconsistent disclosures that contained errors. I don’t see how the judge could justify not banning Trump from the practice of real estate in New York for life.

I don’t know if a three year ban is good enough. Can he only be banned for life?

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:15:58pm

re: #55 darthstar

Trump org is “Don’t look at the dead body in the trunk” level stupidity. They really think they can get away with anything.

Because they have in the past. These idiots have been pushing people around for many years.

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No Malarkey!  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:16:54pm

re: #46 Backwoods Sleuth

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snip

I don’t see how the painting survived if it wasn’t looted or stolen during WWII, because I’m sure as Hell the family didn’t survive WWII, unless they got out of Europe in time.

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wrenchwench  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:19:02pm

re: #53 darthstar

Take a pic and post it on mastodon with the tag #lichensubscribe

On Mosstodon!

I read, but don’t post. Sometimes repost.

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Nerdy Fish  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:21:32pm

re: #58 No Malarkey!

I don’t see how the painting survived if it wasn’t looted or stolen during WWII, because I’m sure as Hell the family didn’t survive WWII, unless they got out of Europe in time.

It’s entirely possible that the painting was lost in the family’s home after they were deported; perhaps hidden. The Nazis didn’t get everything.

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Targetpractice  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:24:13pm

re: #57 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

Because they have in the past. These idiots have been pushing people around for many years.

Pretty much. This is a family that has spent decades using money and influence to sit above the law. If detectives/prosecutors came sniffing around, he would suddenly take an interest in either their careers or those of their superiors to make things go away. If that failed, he’d do everything in his power to stall or kill the investigation by refusing to cooperate or providing false information. And if the prosecution felt confident enough to bring charges, he’d talk them into letting him plead guilty to a lesser charge whose only penalty was a small fine so they could polish their resumes by “bringing [him] to justice.”

And if he’d never run for the presidency, he could have probably kept up that act for the rest of his days. But he chose to paint a bullseye on his forehead and then dare anybody with so much as a stone in hand to take a shot.

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Jay C  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:24:54pm

re: #46 Backwoods Sleuth

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Hmmm: let’s see:

* “Jewish industrialist” family
* Vienna
* last displayed in 1925
* privately re-surfaced (where? how? who?) in the 1960s
* publicly resurfaces in 2024 (with huge-money estimate)

Gee, you think the Nazis/WWII might have some contribution to this picture’s history???

It’s what we used to call in the art trade a “problematic provenance”.

Though it does sound like the auctioneers have at least tried to determine if there are any heirs of the original owners around: and apparently there aren’t (wonder why?….//)

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darthstar  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:34:58pm

CNN:

2 min ago
Jury reaches decision in E. Jean Carroll civil defamation trial against Trump. Verdict will be read soon
From CNN’s Lauren del Valle and Kara Scannell

A jury in Manhattan federal court has reached a verdict in the civil defamation trial to determine how much in damages Donald Trump should pay E. Jean Carroll — if any — for defamatory public statements he made about the writer in 2019, according to a court official.

The panel of seven men and two women deliberated for approximately 2 hours 45 minutes today.

During her closing argument, Carroll’s attorney said the writer deserves at least $24 million in damages.

The verdict will be read in court shortly.

Trump will not be in the courtroom as he departed the courthouse in his motorcade around 4 p.m. He is not required to be present in court.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:35:05pm

more details about the painting

After the painting returns to Vienna, it will be auctioned on April 24, 2024, on behalf of the current owners (Austrian private citizens) along with the legal successors of Adolf and Henriette Lieser based on an agreement in accordance with the Washington Principles of 1998.

^my bold^

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In the first catalogue raisonné of Klimt’s paintings, published in 1967 by Fritz Novotny and Johannes Dobai, the sitter is labeled Fräulein Lieser. The authors of more recent catalogs of works (Weidinger 2007 and Natter 2012) have identified the sitter as Margarethe Constance Lieser (1899-1965), daughter of the industrial magnate Adolf Lieser. New research by the auction house into the history and provenance also opens up the possibility that Klimt’s model could have been another member of the Lieser family: either Helene Lieser (1898-1962), the first-born of Henriette Amalie Lieser-Landau and Justus Lieser, or their younger daughter, Annie Lieser (1901-1972).
Klimt’s Patrons

The Lieser family belonged to the circle of wealthy, upper-class Viennese society in which Klimt found his patrons and clients. The brothers Adolf and Justus Lieser were among the leading industrialists of the Austro-Hungarian monarchy. Henriette Amalie Lieser-Landau, known as Lilly, was married to Justus Lieser until 1905 and was a patron of the avant-garde. Catalogs of Klimt’s paintings state that Adolf Lieser commissioned Gustav Klimt to paint a portrait of his eighteen-year-old daughter Margarethe Constance. However, there is some suggestion that the art-loving Lilly Lieser commissioned Klimt to immortalize one of her two daughters.

Lili Lieser:

In 1942, Leiser was removed from her home and deported to either Riga, Latvia or to the concentration camp Auschwitz (there is conflicting documentation of where she was deported) and murdered in 1943. Her two daughters were able to escape Europe, travel to England and eventually reside in the United States.

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Nerdy Fish  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:36:40pm

re: #63 darthstar

CNN:

Well, that was fast. That doesn’t bode well for the former guy.

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:38:05pm

I read somewhere that the financial penalties in all these cases that Trump will appeal still have to be put up by him in escrow while the appeals are pending.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:38:16pm

Mastodon

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Joe Bacon ✅  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:38:23pm

SO when does Trump post an appeal for $$$$ on GiveSendGo?

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darthstar  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:39:02pm

re: #65 Nerdy Fish

Well, that was fast. That doesn’t bode well for the former guy.

Everyone write a number between one and one hundred million on a piece of paper and we’ll add them together and that will be the penalty!

2 hours and 45 minutes later…

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:39:23pm

re: #68 Joe Bacon ✅

SO when does Trump post an appeal for $$$$ on GiveSendGo?

It’s ready to go one second after the judgment has been read.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:40:22pm

Katy Tur promoting a segment on kids who are always on their phones adlibs “Isn’t that all of us though?” Most of us, yep. Not me only because I’m online via a desktop PC most of the time.

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No Malarkey!  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:41:03pm

re: #68 Joe Bacon ✅

SO when does Trump post an appeal for $$$$ on GiveSendGo?

A few minutes after the verdict.

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Dave In Austin  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:41:08pm

$83.3mill

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gocart mozart  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:41:15pm
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darthstar  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:42:27pm

Mastodon

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Dave In Austin  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:42:38pm

Now let’s discuss liquidity.

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No Malarkey!  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:42:41pm

re: #73 Dave In Austin

$83.3mill

Love it! Trump is going to be apoplectic!

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cat-tikvah  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:42:45pm

re: #44 Vicious Babushka

BDS attacked an Israeli anti-war organization for wanting to “normalize a Jewish state, side by side with Palestine” when the purpose of BDS is to dismantle the Jewish State, remove the settlers and establish a Palestinian state on all the lands currently “occupied” by Israel.

They are making it quite clear what they want “from the river to the sea.”

Anti-normalization of any relations with Israel by the surrounding Arab nations (no recognition, no peace, no negotiations - Arab League Summit 1967) is part of the reason for the complicated situation now.

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darthstar  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:42:59pm

He got off a lot cheaper than Rudy did.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:43:14pm

re: #73 Dave In Austin

$83.3mill

That’s not adequate to shut him up, but then nothing but physically gagging him would shut him up.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:43:14pm

And…

HERE COMES THE JUDGE!

MSNBC SAID $7.3 MILLION FOR THE FIRST NUMBER

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Backwoods Sleuth  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:43:44pm

Mastodon

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:43:47pm

re: #76 Dave In Austin

Now let’s discuss liquidity.

He’s dry as a bone.

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Interesting Times  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:44:12pm

re: #79 darthstar

He got off a lot cheaper than Rudy did.

That was my first thought, but don’t forget the Oozy Rudy judgement was for two people ($148 million / 2 = $74 million each for Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss)

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:44:28pm

We all know he’s gonna keep defaming her despite just getting hit with an $83 million judgment, right?

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Eventual Carrion  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:44:31pm

re: #74 gocart mozart

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Hope Putin has his checkbook handy.

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:44:46pm

re: #85 Eclectic Cyborg

We all know he’s gonna keep defaming her despite just getting hit with an $83 million judgment, right?

Yes.

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Nerdy Fish  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:44:51pm

re: #84 Interesting Times

Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social
*
16s
A jury has awarded $83.3 million to E. Jean Carroll in her suit against Donald Trump.

For Trump fans, that’s the equivalent of 640.77 porn stars.

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No Malarkey!  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:44:55pm

re: #80 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

That’s not adequate to shut him up, but then nothing but physically gagging him would shut him up.

She should sue him again after he rage posts about this verdict and how she lied about the rape. First thing tomorrow.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:45:18pm

C’mon kids let’s say it!

AW HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!

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Dave In Austin  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:45:22pm

re: #86 Eventual Carrion

Hope Putin has his checkbook handy.

Elon will get his checkbook out

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:46:10pm

re: #41 Vicious Babushka

I don’t even know how they retro-fitted the vending machines to accept the Andys. I remember when Canada changed the composition of the Loony and it took months to retrofit all the vending machines.

CC-16D coin comparitor or similar probably.

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darthstar  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:46:30pm

Add that to the 310 million that Leticia James is asking for and his 400 million dollars of declared cash on hand doesn’t seem like it’s so much anymore.

Oh, and here come the creditors for their money next…

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:46:37pm

re: #88 Nerdy Fish

For Trump fans, that’s the equivalent of 640.77 porn stars.

I know they’re trying to keep kids interested, but I don’t really approve of this new math.

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Vicious Babushka  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:46:51pm

re: #78 cat-tikvah

Anti-normalization of any relations with Israel by the surrounding Arab nations (no recognition, no peace, no negotiations - Arab League Summit 1967) is part of the reason for the complicated situation now.

How apartheidy of them.

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Jay C  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:47:50pm

re: #58 No Malarkey!

I don’t see how the painting survived if it wasn’t looted or stolen during WWII, because I’m sure as Hell the family didn’t survive WWII, unless they got out of Europe in time.

Well, “looted or stolen” is a pretty broad term when it comes to Nazi confiscations of Jewish-owned property (during wartime or not): while the owners may have been considered dispensable, their goods (especially potentially-valuable artworks) were not. Just a guess*, but the Klimt portrait in question MIGHT have been part of a “forced sale”; i.e. the Lieser family MIGHT have had to sell it off (at what was unlikely to be a comparable market price) in order to get an exit visa** or whatever; after which, the painting entered (one way or another) the open art market, and - years later - ended up in a “respectable” collection somewhere. And finally surfaces now, worth €50M+.

* I know nothing about the Liesers, but their situation in pre-war Austria was not unique
**”forced sales” - often laundered through Swiss entities - were/are a common issue in tracing wartime art looting.

ADD:
re: #64 Backwoods Sleuth
Thanks for the background info. Sounds like the typical “legal looting” the Nazis specialized in: just glad to see it looks like the Lieser family (whoever is left of it) is being cut in to the windfall….

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:49:45pm

Seeing Trump get fined out his ass is very enjoyable but I’m still waiting for the day the fucker gets thrown in a cell.

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sizzzzlerz  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:50:28pm

re: #73 Dave In Austin

$83.3mill

The unit for currency. One Trump dollar is equivalent to $83,000,000 US

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Joe Bacon ✅  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:50:49pm

Trump files for bankruptcy in 5…4…3…2…1…

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darthstar  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:51:35pm

We could see the first GOP candidate for president who files for bankruptcy during the election.

Trump will appeal, of course, but he has to put that 83 million in an escrow account.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:51:46pm

Time to PARTY.

Open the jar and chomp on 2 Cheech & Chong Cruise Chews!

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:51:57pm

re: #97 Eclectic Cyborg

I don’t think he’ll ever see a jail cell, but I would not be surprised if il he had to live under home confinement and report to a supervisor once a month.

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No Malarkey!  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:51:57pm

re: #97 Eclectic Cyborg

Seeing Trump get fined out his ass is very enjoyable but I’m still waiting for the day the fucker gets thrown in a cell.

We’ll be lucky if he exhausts his appeals and gets incarcerated within his remaining lifetime, because I’m pretty sure they won’t require him to report until after his appeals are over, so maybe in ‘26 or ‘27.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:52:48pm

re: #99 Joe Bacon ✅

Trump files for bankruptcy in 5…4…3…2…1…

Personal bankruptcy? I’d think that would be too humiliating for a man like Trump.
I handled mine fine about 14 years ago, but I’m not a narcissist.

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:52:55pm

re: #100 darthstar

As well as the oncoming $300M+ in the James case.

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darthstar  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:53:22pm

re: #103 No Malarkey!

We’ll be lucky if he exhausts his appeals and gets incarcerated within his remaining lifetime, because I’m pretty sure they won’t require him to report until after his appeals are over, so maybe in ‘26 or ‘27.

So long as he dies a convicted felon and his picture never hangs in the White House.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:53:32pm

re: #103 No Malarkey!

Not if he does/says something stupid in front of a judge and gets nailed for contempt…

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Joe Bacon ✅  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:53:37pm

E. Jean won the Trump Lottery!

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No Malarkey!  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:53:38pm

re: #104 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

Personal bankruptcy? I’d think that would be too humiliating for a man like Trump.
I handled mine fine about 14 years ago, but I’m not a narcissist.

This judgment isn’t dischargeable in bankruptcy anyway.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:53:55pm

re: #102 Ace Rothstein

I don’t think he’ll ever see a jail cell, but I would not be surprised if il he had to live under home confinement and report to a supervisor once a month.

I think he’ll force a judge to lock him up when he escapes home confinement.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:54:11pm

He’s already fundraising off the verdict, isn’t he?

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Backwoods Sleuth  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:54:16pm

Mastodon

Sir William Payne-Gallwey, 2nd Baronet (1807 - 19 December 1881)[1] was an English Conservative Party politician who sat in the House of Commons from 1851 to 1880.

Payne-Gallwey was the son of Sir William Payne-Gallwey, 1st Baronet and his wife Harriet Quin, daughter of the 1st Earl of Dunraven. His father was a British Army general and governor of the Leeward Islands. Payne-Gallwey was a major in the 7th Fusiliers and succeeded his father in the baronetcy in 1831. He was a deputy lieutenant and J.P. for the North Riding of Yorkshire.[2]

At a by-election in March 1851, Payne-Gallwey was elected unopposed as the Member of Parliament (MP) for Thirsk.[3] He was re-elected without a contest in the next four general elections, and in contested elections in 1868 and 1874.[3] He held the seat until he stood down at the 1880 general election.[1][3]

Payne-Gallwey died at the age of 74, as a result of severe internal injuries sustained after falling upon a turnip while out shooting in the parish of Bagby.[4]

Baldrick wants that turnip.

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:54:44pm

re: #111 Eclectic Cyborg

He’s already fundraising off the verdict, isn’t he?

You didn’t think he was going to pay it did you??!!

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:55:06pm

$83.3b is nothing to a (real) billionaire.

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No Malarkey!  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:56:26pm

re: #106 darthstar

So long as he dies a convicted felon and his picture never hangs in the White House.

Someday, some Republican will hang it in the White House and invite the Trump brood for the ceremony, because hopefully Trump will be long dead by then.

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sizzzzlerz  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:56:41pm

Of course, with the benefits of using Trumpian mathematics, such as that used when declaring the value of his properties while applying for a loan or when declaring to the taxman, the value of his properties, he’ll claim the $83M to be equivalent $137 and change.

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jaunte  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:56:53pm

Trump’s super PAC raised $46 million in 6 months
politico.com

So in a year he should be ready to pay?

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:57:24pm

He’s going to go to the RNC for the money.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:58:11pm

re: #106 darthstar

So long as he dies a convicted felon and his picture never hangs in the White House.

Hey we don’t want Trump’s picture hanging in the White House

BUT

We want that motherfather’s MUG SHOT hanging there draped in black bunting!

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Nerdy Fish  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:58:38pm

re: #118 Ace Rothstein

He’s going to go to the RNC for the money.

I’m sure the Florida GOP wouldn’t mind just handing over a cool $83M out of their state coffers to pay for the judgment, right? As long as they make it open to any presidential candidate who is on the ballot in the state?

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Backwoods Sleuth  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:59:16pm

Mastodon

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:59:44pm

re: #112 Backwoods Sleuth

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 26, 2024 • 1:59:57pm

re: #121 Backwoods Sleuth

Womp womp, you orange bastard.

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sizzzzlerz  Jan 26, 2024 • 2:00:06pm

re: #118 Ace Rothstein

He’s going to go to the RNC for the money.

Either that or opening up a GoFundMe web site.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Jan 26, 2024 • 2:00:20pm

Mastodon

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Nerdy Fish  Jan 26, 2024 • 2:00:27pm

re: #121 Backwoods Sleuth

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Gee, it’s almost like the courts don’t trust him to make his payments.

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sagehen  Jan 26, 2024 • 2:01:12pm

Bill Maher might be worth it tonight

STEPHEN A. SMITH
Rep. ADAM SCHIFF
SETH MACFARLANE

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 26, 2024 • 2:01:23pm

So in order for fat bastard to appeal this, he has to put the money he owes in escrow, correct?

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jan 26, 2024 • 2:01:32pm

re: #82 Backwoods Sleuth

They only need to get lucky once.

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Nerdy Fish  Jan 26, 2024 • 2:02:47pm

re: #128 Ace Rothstein

So in order for fat bastard to appeal this, he has to put the money he owes in escrow, correct?

An appellate bond, yes. And good news - there is not much of a chance of the appellate court giving this much of a haircut. The jury kept it fairly reasonable.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 26, 2024 • 2:02:57pm

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sizzzzlerz  Jan 26, 2024 • 2:03:30pm

re: #125 Backwoods Sleuth

[Embedded content]

Don’t blame him. It’s like having your team down 50 points with one minute on the clock and getting up to leave “to beat the traffic”. Or, watching the Dodgers at Chavez Ravine and leaving during the 7th inning regardless of the score.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Jan 26, 2024 • 2:03:36pm

re: #131 Eclectic Cyborg

AW HELL YEAH

JOE BIDEN IS MR. CLEAN!

134
Charles Johnson  Jan 26, 2024 • 2:04:12pm

My new favorite number is 83.3 million.

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No Malarkey!  Jan 26, 2024 • 2:06:11pm

re: #128 Ace Rothstein

So in order for fat bastard to appeal this, he has to put the money he owes in escrow, correct?

Meaning he has already shot out a fundraising plea to the faithful, because otherwise I doubt he can come up with the money. He might want to consider going to Nevada and selling his favors to raise money; there are a lot of MAGA women who would love Trump to grab them by the p***y, but not many of them look like porn stars.

136
Joe Bacon ✅  Jan 26, 2024 • 2:06:39pm

So when does Fanta Fartface sell Boardwalk, Park Place, North Carolina Ave, Illinois Ave and all 4 railroads?

137
Nerdy Fish  Jan 26, 2024 • 2:07:07pm

re: #136 Joe Bacon ✅

So when does Fanta Fartface sell Boardwalk, Park Place, North Carolina Ave, Illinois Ave and all 4 railroads?

They’re not going to be his to sell, after Judge Engoron throws the book at him.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Jan 26, 2024 • 2:07:33pm

Ok so when does The DORK shoot his mouth off about E. Jean again?

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No Malarkey!  Jan 26, 2024 • 2:08:23pm

re: #138 Joe Bacon ✅

Ok so when does The DORK shoot his mouth off about E. Jean again?

I deleted Truth Social a long time ago, but I would bet he already has.

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Nerdy Fish  Jan 26, 2024 • 2:08:26pm

re: #138 Joe Bacon ✅

Ok so when does The DORK shoot his mouth off about E. Jean again?

Probably while Habba is cleaning ketchup runs off the walls of his airplane…

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Targetpractice  Jan 26, 2024 • 2:08:47pm

re: #137 Nerdy Fish

They’re not going to be his to sell, after Judge Engoron throws the book at him.

I would love nothing more than the first story on Monday morning to be Engoron ruling in favor of NYC to the tune of $370M and taking away the Trump Org’s business license for no less than 3 years.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Jan 26, 2024 • 2:08:50pm

Mastodon

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Ace Rothstein  Jan 26, 2024 • 2:08:50pm

Okay so what happens if fat bastard can’t come up with the money to put into escrow? Can he not appeal if so?

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Jan 26, 2024 • 2:09:18pm

re: #135 No Malarkey!

I’ll never get over seeing this picture.

In a better universe, this did not happen
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sizzzzlerz  Jan 26, 2024 • 2:10:11pm

re: #49 gocart mozart

Tim Pool had two guys on his show to debunk the “man-made climate change cult narrative”, and the conversation went off the rails so much they ended up talking about how scientists are trying to open “spiritual portals” and summon literal demons using particle accelerators.

Sound to me like the results of any conversation amongst 2 or more MAGAidiots.

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No Malarkey!  Jan 26, 2024 • 2:10:23pm

re: #144 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

I’ll never get over seeing this picture.

[Embedded content]

I bet she would pay Trump at least $500 at a Nevada Brothel to grab her.

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Jay C  Jan 26, 2024 • 2:12:58pm

re: #133 Joe Bacon ✅

AW HELL YEAH

JOE BIDEN IS MR. CLEAN!

Except, of course, to the dedicated MAGAt crowd: who are positively convinced that Crooked Joe is the Crookedest President EVER, and that he (and his son Crooked Hunter) have only stayed out of jail because his decades in public office (and, BTW, are you aware Joe Biden is *OLD*?) have let him manipulate the Deep State System to avoid any retribution for his Unprecedented Massive Corruption…. whatever it might be.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Jan 26, 2024 • 2:14:24pm

re: #147 Jay C

Except, of course, to the dedicated MAGAt crowd: who are positively convinced that Crooked Joe is the Crookedest President EVER, and that he (and his son Crooked Hunter) have only stayed out of jail because his decades in public office (and, BTW, are you aware Joe Biden is *OLD*?) have let him manipulate the Deep State System to avoid any retribution for his Unprecedented Massive Corruption…. whatever it might be.

BIDEN CRIME FAMILY!!1!

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Jan 26, 2024 • 2:22:39pm

re: #117 jaunte

Trump’s super PAC raised $46 million in 6 months
politico.com

So in a year he should be ready to pay?

If Trump uses super PAC money to pay civil judgement someone will have to pay taxes on the money at the “gift rate”, and given that $83 million vastly exceeds the annual ($17 K in 2023) AND lifetime $12.92 million in 2023) exclusion value the max 40% rate would likely apply to most of the funds

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jan 26, 2024 • 2:49:28pm

He’s going to sell Tiffany, isn’t he.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Jan 26, 2024 • 2:53:55pm

re: #150 GlutenFreeJesus

He’s going to sell Tiffany, isn’t he.

If her husband’s a Republican, only he can sell her. If not, it’s less clear, and Donald may be able to sell her.

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Odie Hugh Manatee  Jan 26, 2024 • 3:44:51pm

re: #71 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

My wife and I still don’t own a ‘smart’phone and really have no need for one. We don’t really travel much and never needed one when we did. I’m at home most of the time and my wife is very happy to not have one because her work can’t bother her on her weekends like they do everyone else at her job. Her fellow workers are a bit jealous as their weekends are frequently disturbed by the head boss and his latest idea(s).

I have a Surface Pro that I carry when I am out and about and expect to be waiting somewhere for a bit (new tires, doc, etc) and it’s a lot easier on the eyes than a phone. My wife hauls her knitting around for the same purpose…lol

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Markm1960  Jan 26, 2024 • 4:31:21pm

re: #144 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

I’ll never get over seeing this picture.

[Embedded content]

Sarah Palin has really let herself go.


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